Listen, I know times are tight for lots of folks. But occasionally we all deserve to fantasize a little bit right? And I gotta say, right now there are some truly outrageous luxury homes on the market that at least warrant a virtual tour! I mean we’re talking 20-car garages, basement ballrooms, and home theaters that rival actual theaters! Let me walk you through Centennial Living – Your Premier Source for Exceptional Homes for Sale and a handful of these epic, one-of-a-kind estates on offer across the country for the especially affluent buyer. Maybe someday it’ll be one of us, yeah? Hey I can dream!
An Entertainer’s Paradise in Houston
Alright, no messing around here – this sprawling Houston mansion checks off every box for fabulous parties from the guest capacity to amenities. We’re talking over 20,000 square feet people including 8 bedrooms and 13 baths. Plenty of room for friends and family to crash after too many glasses of champagne in the…wait for it…second floor champagne lounge!
But it gets better. How does an entire basement dance club sound? This place literally has a ballroom downstairs wrapping around a resort-sized pool and spa grotto. Throw in a home theater, game room, and commercial grade gym too while you’re at it!
Outside the entertainment continues with a poolside outdoor kitchen next to covered patios bigger than my entire condo. And the piece de resistance? A climate-controlled 16-car garage/showroom for the car buff who has everything. Start bidding at a measly $7 million bucks!
Wow in Wyoming
Listen, I know Wyoming real estate has gone bananas lately like everywhere else. But get a load of this 8 acre Jackson Hole compound built from reclaimed timbers. That’s right, even the materials ooze Rocky Mountain luxury mountain life!
We’re talking 5 bedrooms across over 8,500 rustic contemporary square feet. Wood beams, iron accents, the whole Wyoming vibe but with Gatsby level finishes. Love the elevated wrap porch overlooking those Tetons too for end of day cowboy cocktails.
And outdoors might just steal the show! How’s a flagstone patio behind the huge gourmet kitchen sound? Lounge by one of TWO fire pits, hit the outdoor bar/grill or hop in the cedar hot tub while staring down wildlife on the Snake River. Just sublime! A measly $15 mil secures this Old West oasis.
Lakeside Living in Havasu
If sunshine and waterfront living tickle your real estate fancy, have I got the Lake Havasu retreat for you! We’re talking nearly 400 FEET of shoreline property along a 2-acre slice of paradise out west. Oh yeah, the 7,600 square foot home ain’t too shabby either with 6 beds/baths across 2 stories of stilt-raised modern glamour.
Giant retractable glass walls blur lines between rugged outdoors and sleek contemporay interior living. Lounge on that sprawling balcony and take in sweeping water and canyon views with absolute privacy. The four-car garage even doubles as a spot to house the jet skis when shredding that aquamarine water!
Other highlights include a glitzy Vegas-style pool/spa, plush home theater, elevator, gym…shall I go on? If the $15 million list price doesn’t make you woozy, the desert views will! One stunning Havasu dream pad.
Summing It Up
Well those represent just a small taste of over-the-top homes currently up for grabs! Obviously these luxury real estate gems demand big budgets. But touring such impeccable finishes and amenities still proves worthwhile inspiration. And who knows – maybe one of those garage spaces or champagne lounges is in your future after a mega powerball victory! A guy can dream at least.
Now excuse me while I grab a $12 beer at my corner dive and stare wistfully into middle distance pondering alternate realities. Just don’t trip on my Roomba in my tiny studio on the way out!
